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Across the sea, they have so much stuff. And its so much better than your stuff. Finer craftsmanship. Better quality materials. Shinier. They have crowns, tiaras, and diadems – and thats just the hats. Its time to get some of that stuff. You want an easy life, and youre prepared to work hard for it. So youve rounded up some old salty dogs, plus a sourpuss and a bitter goldfish. And set sail. The sea is a harsh mistress, but a good cook, at least if you like everything really salty. There are red skies tonight, so theyll be making a batch of Sailors Delight, which you understand to have tuna fish in it. And soon youll be attacking merchant ships and taking their treasure. But the real treasure is the happy memories youll be making.